...and the barman says "Can I get you a drink, sir?"
"That's very kind of you to offer, thank you." replies the man. "I'll have a whiskey, please."
The man finishes the drink and starts to leave. When the barman asks for payment, the man says "but you offered to get me a drink, I was under the impression that you were paying."
Although he isn't happy about it and knows he was conned, the barman agrees to pay for the drink and the man leaves.
A few months later the man walks back into the same bar. The barman recognises him instantly.
"Oh no you don't, buddy. You're not getting served in here again."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because of the drink you conned out of me last time."
"I have no idea what you mean." replies the man.
"Don't give me that. You were here a few months back."
"I honestly don't know what you're talking about." insists the man. "This is the first time I have ever set foot in this bar."
"Oh," replies the barman, a little confused. "In that case you must have a double."
"Very kind. Whiskey, please."
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