Another man noticing him and asks:
"Umm, sir? Do you realize you have a pineapple on your head?"
"Well... yeah", he says.
-"But... why?"
-"Dude! I wears pineapple on my head every Tuesday!"
-"But... today is Wednesday..."
The man quickly removes the pineapple from his head and yells: "Oh god, i feel so stupid!"
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