A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, Nice tie! Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later the voice said, Beautiful shirt. At this, the man called the bartender over. Hey, I must be losing my mind, he told the bartender. I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us. It's the peanuts, answered the bartender. They're complimentary.
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