...with a horrible headache, a proper hangover really. He sits up and looks around. On his nightstand, he sees two aspirins and a glass of water. On his chair, he sees clean, ironed clothes. The whole room is completely tidy. On the table, he sees a note: "Sweetie, breakfast is waiting in the kitchen. Went to the supermarket, hurrying home. Love you."
The man leaves the room. Not only was the room tidy, but the whole house is! In the kitchen, hot breakfast is waiting for him with the morning's news. His son is sitting at the table, eating.
"Tell me, son, what the hell happened here last night?"
"Well, you came home dead drunk at 3am, you wrecked some furniture, you threw up on the carpet and then you banged your head in the door of your room."
"Really? Then how come everything is so tidy? There's even a hot breakfast waiting for me, I don't get it."
"When Mum dragged you to the bathroom and started to take off your pants, you screamed at her: "Hey bitch, hands off, I'm a married man!""
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