... and before he leaves, he decides to get a kit-kat. He got a 4-bar one, and sat down at a table. Then, a 6 foot 8 criminal on parole sits on the opposite side of the table. He breaks a piece of kit-kat off, and looks at the clock while eating it. The man decides 'you know what? I won't let him scare me' and breaks off his own piece of kit-kat, and eats it. The criminal then breaks off another piece of kit-kat and eats it, staring at the man angrily. The man then takes the last piece of kit-kat, crunches it between his teeth with an open mouth so the criminal could see, and leaves the table. The man returned to his car, and reached in his pockets for his keys. He reaches in one pocket and finds nothing.
Then he reaches in his other pocket and finds his kit-kat.
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