...and invites him to come inside. She tells him that her husband is upstairs in the shower and will be down in a few minutes. They both sit down on the couch to wait. After a some light small talk and a bit of silence the man looks at his friend's wife. "You know" he starts, "your breast look amazing in that blouse." She is a bit startled by his blunt forwardness and awkwardly replies "Uhm...thanks."
"Yeah" he replies, "I'll tell you what." He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a $100 bill and places it on the coffee table in front of them. "I will give you one hundred dollars if you let me feel one of them." She looks at him in disbelief. "I don't think that's a good idea, and my husband is just upstairs." "I know, I know. It will be quick. Easiest one hundred dollars you've ever made."
After some deliberation she agrees. He reaches over and cups one of her breasts. "Perfect. They truly are amazing." He stops and the wife puts the bill in her pocket. "You know, I just have to feel the other one, for another one hundred of course." He says as he pulls out another bill and puts it in her lap. She looks at the money and decides why not, he already felt one. "Beautiful" he says cupping her other breast in his hand. "Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Well I really should be on my way." He gets up and leaves, but not without getting one more quick grab before heading out.
A few minutes later the wife's husband comes downstairs. "Who was here honey?" "Oh, just your friend. He stopped by to see you but he just left."
"Oh, okay" he said.
"Did he happen to give you the $200 he owes me?"
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