A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man."

I ordered a Pizza...

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Blonde computer joke

Q. How do you know if a blonde used your computer? A. The joystick is wet.

He used to be...

Then he gave Leia the D.

Having dinner...

We laughed about it. Then my wife said, 'Don't make the same mistake I did.'

A Rabbi and a...

..are walking down the road, they spot a little boy sitting on the side of...

Curious Boy

A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As...

Toooooo Cute!

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On...

Which color do...

*Greengos*

Saggy Whats?

Q.What did the saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?A.If we dont get some...

What did the male...

"Catch ya later!"