The flight attendant warned him not to use the buttons since he was not familiar with them.
He gets curious and pushes the first button and it warms the seat.
He pushes the second button and it sprays warm water on him and then dries him off.
He thinks to himself, "This is awesome", and presses the third button.
He wakes up three days later in he hospital and asks the nurse what happened.
"You were warned not to touch the buttons. That last one was the automatic tampon remover. Your dick is under your pillow."
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