A man tries to introduce his friend to a woman.

A man and his friend walk into a bar, order a drink and walk out onto the patio out front. While they conversate a woman walks up the stairs and into the bar, she is absolutly stunning.the friend can only stare in complete awe. The man tells the friend
"Hey i know that girl i saw her at the poetry club the other day. You should go over there and tell her a limrick maby she will think your intellectual."

So the friend walks in only to return 30 seconds late with a red handprint on his face.
" what happend?!" Said the man

" well i walked in and did exactly what you told me to. I Pulled up her skirt and gave her a little rim lick"