A man tried to make a sandwich with his favourite meat and cheese, but incidentally, failed, causing the table to fall and the knife to scratch the floor.
A man tried to make a sandwich with his favourite meat and cheese, but incidentally, failed, causing the table to fall and the knife to scratch the floor.
In short, he did more ham than gouda.
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