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A man goes to the doctor complaining that his wife is going deaf. The doctor asks him to bring in his wife for tests, but the man explains that she refuses to come in.
The doctor thinks for a minute, then tells the man to go home, and yell to his wife from across the house. If she doesn't hear him then he is to progressively get closer until she can, and report back the distance at which she can hear.
The man follows the directions, and that night he yells to his wife from the other side of their house "Honey what's for dinner?".
She did not respond, so he moved into the next room and repeated the process. Hearing no response he moved into the kitchen where she was cooking and repeated "Honey what's for dinner?".
His wife turned to him angrily and said "for the third fucking time, spaghetti!"
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