A man takes his grandson fishing for the first time. After about an hour the man takes out a beer a begins to drink it.
"Grandpa, may I have some?"
"Well son, can your penis touch your bumhole?"
"No."
"Well then no, you may not have any."
After another hour the man pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke.
"Grandpa, may I try?"
"Well son, can your penis touch your bumhole?"
"No."
"Well then no, you may not try."
Finally, after another hour, the grandson pulls out a bag of cookies and begins to eat them.
"Say, grandson, how about a cookie for old grandpa."
"Well, grandpa, can your penis touch your bumhole?"
"Why yes, yes it can."
"Well go fuck yourself. Grandma made these cookies for me!"
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