When he passes up a woman with no arms and no legs crying on the sand.
The man asked: Whats the matter?
She replies: In all of my life i have never been kissed by a man.
With a shrug the man walks over to her and gives her a kiss on the lips then says farewell and walks away. But seconds after then hears her begin to cry again even harder.
So he asks: Well know whats wrong?
To which she replies: In all my life i have never been fucked by a man.
With a sigh the man bends down pull her up to his chest and while staring her in the eyes throws her in the ocean.
The man" WELL NOW YOURE FUCKED!
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