...Suddenly he feels a hand from the deep grabbing his balls, and a voice in his head says, "plus two or minus two?"
"Plus two!" - answers the man, not quite sure what is this about. The hand releases his balls and he swims back to the shore. Everything seems to be OK, but when the adrenaline wears off a bit, he realizes that he has 4 balls now.
"Hmm, I know how to fix this", the man thinks to himself and swims back out into the bay. Around the same spot the hand grabs him by the balls again. "Plus four or minus four?", says the voice.
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