He tries to stand up and falls right back to the floor. He gets some concerned looks from other bar patrons and vehemently declares that he needs no ones help getting up. He pulls himself back up onto the stool, gathers himself for a second attempt, and falls right back to the floor. His stubborn pride won't allow him to accept the aid of anyone so he decides to just crawl his way out of the bar. Accepting the fact he's too drunk to drive home he pulls himself up on a street light to hail a taxi. A few drivers gawk as they drive by, but eventually a taxi stops. He crawls his way into the cab and gives the cab driver his address.
As the cab pulls up to his house he realizes it's late and he doesn't want to wake his nagging wife. She has been complaining about his many evenings after work spent drinking at the bar. He proceeds to crawl into the house quietly and into bed without disturbing his wife. Drifting off to sleep he can't help but to grin while thinking he has gotten away with it.
The next morning he is awoken violently to his wife shaking him. Opening his eyes he finds her standing over him with a pissed off look on her face. Still under the delusion he didn't get caught he asks her "What's the problem?" She replies "The bar called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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