And looks around for the bartender to order a drink. He sees nobody but hears a small voice that says, "That's an awfully nice shirt you're wearing." Confused, the man looks around and sees only a bowl of peanuts on the bar. Needing a smoke, the man walks over to the cigarette machine. As he gets closer, he hears a different voice, this time insulting his shoes.
The man, now utterly confused, turns around and walks back to the bar. The bartender walks out from the kitchen and apologizes for not hearing him come in and let's him know the peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order.
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