I remember when I had tickets to see the new hit show, "The Ill Man Named Tew", but my water well was in such bad shape that I skipped the show to fix it.
I ended up just doing MORE damage to the well.
That's when I realized I should have Attended "Tew the Sick" and left well enough alone!
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