He grabs all the small office supplies that he can, including staples, post it notes, scissors, and paper clips, and hides them under his coat. As he is leaving, an employee notices what he is doing and chases him across the parking lot. The man then runs into the street and gets hit by a bus.
Moral of the story: Don't run with scissors
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