When he gets into the house he confronts his girlfriend.
"Honey why are you packing your suitcase?" He says.
"I've had enough! I've herd to many rumors" she replied.
"Rumors about what? Honey let's sit and talk" he pleaded.
"I don't want to sit, I'm sick of the rumors, my own mother even called to tell me about you!" She cried
"What rumors?" He screamed.
"My own family! My own family says you are a pedophile!" She yelled. He snapped back "Whoa whoa whoa honey, take it easy, that's a huge word for a 8 year old"
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