'I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife day and night when you're not around, in fact more than you. I can no longer live with the guilt and hope that you will accept my sincerest apology with the promise it won't happen again.'
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into the bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word shot and killed his wife. A few moments later, a second text came in. 'Damn autocorrect. I meant WIFI not wife!'
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