"Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night, when you are not present at home. In fact, much more than you do...
I confess this now because I am feeling very much guilty.
I hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
The man shot the wife...
A few minutes later he received another message:
"Fucking autocorrect: wifi, not wife"
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