There was once a beautiful woman named Rebecca who lived with 3
men: an author, an artist, and a blind man.They each visited her
once a day. One day Rebecca was taking a shower when she heard a
knock at the door. So she put on a towel and answered the door.
It turned out to be the artist. He said " Congratulate me,
Congratulate me, I have just finished a masterpiece." Rebecca
didn't care so she slammed the door in his face. Right when
Rebecca was getting back in the shower she heard another knock
so she put her towel back on and answered the door. It was the
author this time and he said " Congratulate me, Congratulate me
I have just finished a new best-seller. Rebecca didn't care so
she slammed the door in his face. Rebecca got back in the shower
and 15 min. later she heard another knock. She figured it had to
be the blind man so she didn't have to put on her towel and she
answered the door. She was right it was the blind man and he
said to her "Congraatulate me, Congratulate me I can see again!"
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