He wants to buy a gift for his date. The gift line is long but he waits and gets a gift. He also wants to rent a limo. The limo line is long but he gets a limo. He then remembers to buy flowers. The florist line is long but he gets flowers. Finally, he goes to prom. His date ask him for some punch and there's no punchline.
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