...and takes her back to his place. As they undressed, she told him, "It's going to cost you $500". The man said that was too much and he wasn't going to pay. After she threatened to call her pimp, the man reluctantly paid the $500.00. Lying on the bed naked, the hooker said, "So what do you like to do?".
The man said, "I like to beat women".
The hooker asked, "So how long do you want to beat me"?
The man said, "Until I get my $500 back".
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