A man sitting on a plane keeps sneezing, and every time he sneezes he puts tissues down his pants. The man sitting next to him asks, "why do you put tissues down your pants every time you sneeze?". The man replies, "because I ejaculate every time I sneeze". The man sitting next to him says, "that's awful! Are you taking anything for it?" The man replies "pepper".
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