A man on a business trip goes for a jog down the beach...

...and after a few miles, he hears a woman calling to him. The man makes his way toward the woman, and as he gets closer it becomes apparent that the woman has no arms or legs. The torso-woman tells the man, "Sir, in my whole life I've never been hugged, could you please give me a hug?" Truly touched by this poor woman who had never been hugged, he picks up the torso and holds her close for a few moments before setting her back down on the beach and continuing his run. "Thank you!" the woman cries as the man makes his way into the distance.

The next day, the man makes his daily run, and in about the same location as before he hears a similar cry. Slightly aggrivated, he makes his way toward the woman. This time she tells the man, "in my whole life I've never been kissed." Thinking, "what the hell? I'll never see this woman again," he picks up the woman and lays a nice long French kiss on her and sets her back down. Again, the woman cries, "thank you!" as the businessman makes his way down the beach.

The next morning, as the man makes his run down the beach, he again hears the woman shout for his attention. Clearly aggravated, the man makes his way towards the torso-woman. When he approaches the woman this time, she tells the man, "sir, in my whole life I've never been fucked." Disgusted at this the man picks the woman up, tosses her in the ocean, yells, "now you're fucked!" and continues his run.