He sits down at the bar and notices a couple lines of people standing at the other side of the bar.
Jimmy asks the bartender "what are those people standing over there for?"
The bartender replies, "oh, the owner has a nice system setup for people who can't pay their tabs. He really enjoys causing others pain, so if you stand in the first line you can get kicked by the owner and he lets you go free. In the second, the owner gets to twist your nipples as hard as he wants, but again, you get to go for free."
Jimmy responds "Wow, what an interesting system. You know what would make it a lot better?"
"What's that?" Asks the bartender
"If there was a punchline"
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