A man named Bob and a man named John are best friends, except John is always coming home with a hot new girl every day even though John is ugly as hell. This continues for a couple months before Bob asks John "How come you always come home with a new girl and every time I ask a girl they just turn around and pretend they didn't see me." Then John says "Its simple, I just go to the store and buy the biggest potato and a speedo. Then I put the potato in my speedo and walk down the beach and by the time I'm at the end of the beach I can pick which ever girl I want to fuck tonight." Bob says "That's genius how come I never thought of that.". So the next day bob goes to the store and buys a giant potato and a speedo and does everything that John had told him to do but when he started to walk down the beach everyone started running as fast as they could in the opposite direction. Bob couldn't figure out why they where running away so he went home and said to John "Why did you lie, I did everything you told me to do and everyone started running AWAY from me." John looked at Bobs crotch and started laughing and said "No, no, no, you have to put the potato in the front side"
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