He thinks she's very lovely, so he asks if he can buy her a drink. "Sure," she says, "but it won't do you any good."
They get to talking, and he finds her not only attractive, but also interesting. So he asks her if she'd like to go to his apartment with him. "Sure," she says, "but it won't do you any good."
They get to his place and sit down. Looking at her, the man falls in love. "You're so beautiful," he says, "I want you for my wife."
"Oh!" the woman says, perking up, "well, why didn't you say so? Send her in."
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