decides he should lower the balloon over a field. He spots a man in the field and gets close enough to speak with him.
"Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I am?"
the man in the field replies "Yeah you are in a hot air balloon about 30 feet in the air"
"you must work in IT" says the man in the balloon.
"How do you know that?"
"Well, the information you gave me was accurate, but in no way helpful to the situation"
"Ah" says the man in the field "You must be a manager"
"and how would you know that?"
"Well, you are lost and you have no idea where you are or where you are going and some how it has become my fault"
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