A man is talking to the doctor about his wifes test results....

The doc says "I'm afraid there has been a little mixup in the lab". "What do you mean?" the man says. "Well your wifes results were mixed up with another patients. But I'm afraid it's not good either way. Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS". "Oh my god Doc, that is horrible, tell me what do I do?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says "Here's what you do. When you get home tonight send her out for a walk around the block. If she comes back don't fuck her.

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