A man is strolling a baby through the center of town and the whole time while his baby is crying he says "Quiet George.", "Calm down George.", "It will be alright George.". A woman notices him and goes to him: "You must be a wonderful father to be trying to calm down your son." The man looks her dead in the eyes and says: "My name is George.".
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