'Did you know you were three miles over the speed limit, sir? The officer asks.
The man begins to explain 'I'm really sorry officer I'm late for my arsehole stretching appointment'
Seeing the perplexed look on the officers face he continues, 'what they do is, put one finger in and work it around until they can fit two in, then keep going until they can get four in, then a hand, then both hands, then both arms to the elbow and it keeps going until my arsehole is six foot wide'
The officer, still perplexed, says 'what can you do with a six foot arsehole?
To which the man replies 'Stand him by the side of the road with a radar gun.'
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