How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to /r/pics that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently or to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.21 to flame the spell checkers.49 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this subreddit. 20 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. 32 to post that this discussion is not about light bulbs and to please take it to the spelling and grammar subreddits. 69 to demand that cross posting to grammar, spelling and punctuation subreddits about changing light bulbs be stopped. 41 to defend the posting to this sub saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this subreddit. 106 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 12 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 2 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. 15 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add pointedly, "Me Too. "6 to post to the subreddit that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 9 to quote the "Me Too's " and happily add, "Me Three! "3 to suggest that posters visit the light bulb FAQ. 1 to propose new alt. changing lightbulb subreddit. 24 to say this is just what /r/findareddit was meant for, so take it there. And 57 to say that they agree with the alternate subreddit propositions.

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