...The cop asks the man "You got some place important to be that you're in such a hurry?"
The man replies "Actually officers, I'm a rectum stretcher and I'm on my way to an important appointment. "
The office asks "Rectum stretcher? What the hell is that?"
"Well its simple officer." Says the man. "I start with a very small apparatus and place is in the rectum and stretch it a little bit. I then gradually work my way up to larger and larger apparatus until I get the rectum to be about 6 ft."
"Jesus Christ!" the officer exclaims. "What the hell do you do with a 6 ft asshole?"
"Well they generally give him a radar gun and put him on a bridge." Says the man
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