...when the PA comes on. The captain says, "Alright everyone we'll be entering the runway in just a few minutes. Please fasten your seat belts and prepare for take off." There's a small clicking noise, but the passengers can still hear the captain. He says to the other pilot, "Man, you know what I could really go for right now? A blowjob and a cup of coffee." A flight attendant gasps and immediately runs to the cockpit to tell the captain the microphone is still on. Right then the man in the back yells, "Hey lady, you forgot the cup of coffee!!"
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