He opens it to find two policemen standing there. One policeman asks if he is married. He says, “Yes, I am.”
The policeman then says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”
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