A man is sitting at a courthouse waiting for his trial after calling the Queen a swine. They finally call him, the queen is sitting at her throne, and three officials are in front of him and the man asks:
-"So I can't call the Queen a swine anymore?"
One of the officials says:
-"No you can't, and you will have to pay a fine."
The man replies:
-"Ok. But let me ask you something: If I want to call a swine "queen", is that ok ?"
-"Yes... I suppose." Says the confused official
The man looks up to the queen's throne
-"Ok then. Goodbye, Queen!"
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