A 20$ and a 1$ bill are on a conveyor belt, after a long time of being in service, they are about to be burnt and make way for a new wave of fresh bills. The 1$ bill says to the 20$ bill, "I've had a good life, and I've been to so many places in my life" "Expensive restaurants, bars, clubs, tips, Chipotle, you name it". The 1$ "says oh that's cool, I've been to mcdonalds, gas stations, vending machines, and churches"
The 20$ says "What's a church?"
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