When he gets there he sees that his friends truck door is open and he's laying on the ground right next to the door. As you slowly approaches he notices he's not breathing so in panic stricken state he calls 911...
Operater: "911 hotline, please state your emergency."
Hunter: "My friend, he's laying on the ground! He's dead!"
Operater: "Calm down sir, first we have to make sure your friend is dead"
(Few moments of silence then 2 loud distinct gun shots)
Hunter: "Okay, now what!?"
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