A man is selling fruit at a corner...

A man is selling fruit from his fruit stand at a corner.

A man walks up to him and asks, "I would like to buy some tomatoes please."

The vendor replies, "Sorry I only have blueberries and strawberries."

So the man leaves and returns the next day asking the same question, "If like to buy some tomatoes please."

The vendor replies , "Sorry sir I told you yesterday I only have blueberries and strawberries, I don't have tomatoes."

So the man leaves and returns the next day to ask the same question again.

Annoyed, the vendor says to him, "Look sir, what happens when you take the word 'blue' out of blueberries?"

The man said, "Well you have berries."

The vendor says, "Right, and what do you get when you take the word "Straw" out of strawberries?"

The man saus, "You have berries."

And so the vendor says finally, "Okay so what happens when you take the Fuck out of the word tomatoes?"

The man pauses and says, "There is no fuck-in-tomatoes."

To which the vendor says, "THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"