A man is reading the morning newspaper when he finds a shocking headline.
"Wow honey, three Brazilian men died yesterday while skydiving," the man said to his wife.
His wife then broke down in tears.
"Why do so many people have to die?" She asked.
"Well, skydiving is a rather dangerous sport," replied the man, "and those men probably knew what they were getting in to."
"I know," said his wife, choking back tears, "But how much is a Brazillion?"
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