“Olympic condoms?” she asks. “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colors,” he replies. “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.
“Gold, of course,” says the man proudly.
The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver?”
“Why silver?” asks the man.
”Well, it would be nice if you came second for a change.”
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