There are eyewitnesses of the man shooting the victim, so the judge asks him:
Did you kill this man?
The man answers: No I did not.
The judge ask the man if he knows the penalty for purgery (lying in court)
The mans answers: Yeah a lot less then murder.
Edit: purgery => murder
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