A man is on his deathbed. As he lies sick on the bed, he calls his wife over to him.
"Sarah... Sarah. We have been married for 26 years... Isn't that right Sarah?"
"Of course John. We have," Sarah replies.
"When I was hit by the truck when we first started dating," John says, "You were there for me, were you not?"
"I never left your side in the hospital, John." Sarah replied.
"When our house burned down after we moved in together," John muttered, "We worked together to build a new one, did we not?"
"We did. We didn't rest for days." Sarah comforted him.
"And now, on my deathbed, you are with me yet again..."
"I am, John." Sarah replied.
"I'm starting to think you're bad luck, Sarah."
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