As soon as he tightly sits in the middle of the crowded subway, he opens his suitcase very carefully and pulls out a magazine. He starts turning the pages and as soon as he gets to a certain page, he unzips his pants, pulls his dick out and spits in his hand. He starts to furiously masturbate while making loud squishy noises for about a minute until he finally orgasms. His legs were quivering and he was wrapping his dick with the magazine while tilting his head upwards and screaming a loud "OH GOD HNNNGG!". After finishing, he gently wipes with the magazine and proceeds to put it away inside the suitcase.
He pulls out a lighter and a smoke from his jacket and right before lighting it up he faces the people in front and says: "Do you mind if i smoke?"
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