...Because of a problem he's been having. Every time he looked at her on their first date he got a raging, obvious erection. He went to his best friend for advice before the second date.
"It's a simple solution, dude. Just grab some gauze and use it to wrap your dick to your leg. That way, the next time you get a boner, it won't even be noticeable"
The man liked the idea, and went to "prepare" for the date.
The next day, the man went to his friend looking very sullen and embarrassed.
"What happened dude?"
"Well..." He said, "just... listen. So I did what you said just before she arrived, and I felt confident I wouldn't end up tenting for all of the second date. So I when I heard her knock on the door, I just swung it open with all the confidence in the world."
The man's face slowly gets redder. "She was standing at my front door, her makeup was perfect and she had this super tight dress on, dude you should've seen her!"
"Sounds good," said his friend, "but what happened? Did the gauze get loose?"
"No, it's just..." The man looked down in shame.
"I kicked her in the face."
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