So, a guy is walking around a busy shopping mall at around noon and trying to find a restaurant, but to no avail. At every restaurant there is a line to get in. After searching for a while he comes upon a pizza shop, and surprisingly there isn't a single person in it.
He sits down and has his order taken by a friendly waitress. The pizza is brought out immediately, and it turns out to be delicious. He eats the whole thing, and feeling satisfied goes to pay his check.
The owner at the cash register takes his money and hands him the receipt with a smile. Before leaving the guy says "Listen, I hate to sound rude, but what gives? This is some of the most delicious pizza in my life and nobody's here."
The owner looks back, smirks, and says "Well, that's because I cum on every pizza."
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