Three mothers are in the psychiatrist's office. The shrink says to the first mom, "Your obsession with food made you name your child Candy."
He says to the second, "Your obsession with alcohol made you name your kid Brandy."
The third mom grabs her son's hand and says, "C'mon, Dick, we don't have to stand for this!"
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