He has just taken a few tests, to find out what is wrong with him. He is feeling pretty awful, so he has an IV, and oxygen mask, etc. So the nurse walks in to see if the man needs anything.
“Would you like anything?” She says.
The man says, “Yes, are my testicles black?”
The nurse is very confused.
“I don't know, sir.” She says.
“Please check,” He says, “if my testicles are black”.
The woman is still confused, but she decides to check. She lifts up his hospital gown, sees that everything is in order, and puts it back down.
“Well, sir,” she says, “you are fine. Your testicles are not black”.
“That's great, now listen closely,” the man says, removing the oxygen mask from his face, “*are my test results back?*”
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